Buried Fog

My neighbors (and then some), know me as the Halloween House. So when it came to this it seemed as though they should have already known. Maybe it was someone knew? I don’t know. I didn’t recognize them.

Stranger: “Are you doing your own sprinkler system?”

Me: “No. I’m burying pipe for a fog machine.”

Stranger: Gives a strange look and walks away.

Me: I go back to work.